October is tomorrow.
why the fuck is Darren Wilson still not arrested?
Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.
Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.
can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???
A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd
"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not
This never gets old
Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)